Monday, May 11, 2009

Adventures in Groceries


I knew moving to a new country where I didn't speak the language was going to be challenging, but I did not factor navigating my way through a grocery store into said challenge!  I completely took for granted that I can go into any store in the U.S. and figure out what I need.  Here, not so much!  There is a variety of choices in places to shop: Delhaize (like a Safeway, but smaller, Carrefour (like a Wal-mart or Super Target, but not as nice), and open markets on the weekends to name a few.  I'm including a slide show of pictures I took.  I hope the difference shines through.  You'll just have to visit to get the real feel of things!  By then I'll be a pro and will make it look easy!  :)

There is an American grocery store in Antwerp (took us 45 minutes to get there) and it's half the size of a Circle K.  It was such a delight to see everything written in English though!  A short list of things we bought there that you can't get at a regular store here: marshmallows, peanut butter, granola bars, lemonade, cake mix, Dr. Pepper, Chex cereal. . .

A typical trip to the grocery store will go something like this:

•  get 50 eurocent and put it into cart, unlocking it from the cart in front  of it and an enabling you to shop

• pick out fresh fruit/veggies, weigh them, and print out a label detailing the price (thank god for pictures!)

• choose fresh bread and watch others as they put it through a cutting machine and bag themselves (decide that prepackaged bread is just fine for now)

• stare at all the cheese choices and realize you only know swiss, gouda and mozzarella (where are the cheddar, monterey jack, Mexican, and American cheeses your family has come to know and love?)

• wander past the eggs and wonder why they not refrigerated (but decide to take a chance on them)

• stand in front of the milk for countless number of minutes deciphering Dutch and French (Verse Halfvolle Melk on one side and Lait Frais Demi-ecreme on the other) and realizing the largest size is 1 liter.  After much trial and error you will learn your kids can drink a liter in a day!

• stroll by more milk that is not in the fridge (decide not to trust it)

• find lunch meat of ham, salami, and chicken that tastes like turkey (things are looking up)

• able to navigate your way through basics: coffee, cereal, chips, soda, water (can one survive on those things alone?)

• get to the international foods aisle and almost break down in tears at how small the Mexican aisle is, laugh out loud as you pick up a bag of Hershey's chocolate chips that are almost $8, and pick up a bottle of soy sauce  (there’s always stir fry)

•  head down the laundry detergent aisle and choose a brand that has English (brightness booster! stain fighting! easy ironing!)

• in the freezer aisle, pick up chicken nuggets and fries (kids can survive on that for sure!)

• and finally, the wine aisle beckons!  You choose two moderately priced bottles and head for the checkout line. Drinking them out of plastic glasses will seem like paradise after this adventure!

• smile at the cashier, say bon jour, and pray that there won’t be any need to communicate; whip out your Visa, and give thanks to credit cards

• begin to bag all your groceries in the bags you brought with you (no bags means you carry out your groceries in your arms!)

• wheel cart out the door, unload into the trunk, and push cart back into place.  Your 50 eurocent pops out and you’re able to start the whole process all over again!  (Unless you’re Paul, who just admitted that he lost at least 12.50 euro in the carts before he figured out if you weren’t such a lazy American you can get the money you put in back if you’d just return the cart to where it belongs!)